Not everyone can be a Rhodes Scholar.

I win at some things
but my GPA looks low.
I guess it's payback.


I got my transcript back from Oxford. Out of the four courses, I got all A's. Two straight, two minuses.
I win at this game.

If only I would have known how easily they grade. Oh, well. They probably would have graded harder if we weren't sissy American students.

Bill Clinton, you scholarly bastard, you.